20 funniest naija jokes

1) Take time and study your partner during COURTSHIP because "Lead us not into TEMPTATION" is better than "Deliver us from all EVIL"

2) You are only 16 years, but your relationship status is "complicated". What happened my daughter? Did he steal your crayons?

3) Gone are the days when people showed off with "I just came back from UK".

Brag now and get Quarantined!!

4) Times like this, kindly avoid overcrowded places, especially your Boyfriend’s heart🙄🙄

5) Dating two short girls is not cheating because half + half is equal to one.

I no well ooh!!!

6) When you don't have money, any little challenge life throws at you, will automatically look like a demonic attack to you. 😂

7) We are fighting corona and you are telling me to send you 5k....😳

This girl don't care about our country or what?🙄

8) International breastfeeding week starts tomorrow

*"I just can't wait...."*

Haters will say it for babies......

9) A wife asks her husband if he is planning to do anything for their wedding anniversary.

The husband looks at her and says, “Where we are from, we don’t celebrate mistakes. “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10) Have you ever noticed that cleaners in hospitals behaves like they're also nurses 🤔🤔🤔

11) Why is it that d noisy slay queens never get pregnant carelessly but it’s always the quiet church gals?🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂

12) Some couples are chasing money together, You and your girlfriend are there arguing on who should text first....

Keep on fooling

13) You may be posting just for fun but someone out there is looking at your posts like "I can't date or marry this type of person"

14) Scientists just found out that from Nigeria to Hell fire is just 50 naira

15) A real man will help you without asking for sex but that doesn't mean you shouldn't know what to do

16) People that turn old stew to Jollof rice🙂 can never forget the past

17) I will never pray in English again😏

I ended up saying "Lord you are dangerous"

18) Once your girlfriend enters Uni, She becomes girlfriend of the people by the people and for the people


19) Hello to Ladies with real eyebrows..

The rest of you I'm still drawing your HELLO🙄

20) Please I'm looking for someone that will fan me from 9pm to 6am, the salary will be attractive


















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