You must laugh after reading this hot jokes.

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1) Hugging a girl with flat chest can cause you chest pain๐Ÿ˜‚ lemme be going๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

2) When you see a pregnant woman spitting, just know the baby has farted๐Ÿ˜‚

3) Dear boyfriend snatchers, please come and snatch me, if I refuse then rape me๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšถ

4) Is only in Nigeria you'll tell someone that you misplace something and they'll ask you where did you keep it๐Ÿ˜’... If knew where I kept it will I ask u??๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

5). I just finish receiving a call from my Abuja friend and my ear ๐Ÿงstarted peppering me๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6) The way I am afraid of my Ex eh, I even wear hand glove before liking her pix on Facebook๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšถ

7) If I have never made you laugh this year, just comment โ€œhiโ€ lemme block you.๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

your problem is bigger than me and my jokes๐Ÿ˜Žโœ‹

8)I bought a Gucci Shoe for 50k and you expect me to walk on the ground, are u mad? ๐Ÿค”pls if you see someone jumping from fence to fence on Xmas day, just know is me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

9) The only different between boys & girls is that boys smell their boxer before wearing it but girls look at the center of their pant before wearing it๐Ÿ˜‚ oh lord pls deliver me o๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10) Me seating close to a beautiful girl in a funeral,

ย My spirit: pls don't say it๐Ÿ™

Me: hi dear, do you come here often ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

11) you see those people that always read my jokes and even laugh without liking it are more dangerous than HIV๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.ย 

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Funny

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